An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.-"You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
-"But grandpa, I really don"t like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
-"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then......pointa to you watch and a say, TIME'S UP?"
Some drunk guy is coming back home late at night. His watch rings 3 times.
-"I know that it’s 1am! Don’t have to repeat it 3 times!!!"
-"Mr. Officer! The robbers have just token my Swiss watch!"
-"Why you didn’t cry and call the police?"
-"Am I crazy? I kept my mouth shut. I have golden tooth!"
One boy got into hospital. The doctor asks him:"
-"Any complaints?"
-"Not at all. But my grandpa is complaining I ate his Rado."
2 policemen are talking. One noticed that the second one is wearing a golden “Corum” watch.
-"Wow. Got paycheck?"
-"Kind of..."
-"Oh, you locked up some Mafia Don?"
-"No, I let him go…"
If you want to check if this Swiss watch is not fake…just drop it on the floor at the store. If it’s real, the shop assistant should die from a heart attack.
2 "New Russians" talking.
-"I’ve bought my watch for 9 grands."
-"I’ve bought mine for 10 grands. Your watch is running late!"
I’ve switched my watch to summer time….but summer didn’t come.
Attention!
There are a lot of fake Chinese watches in Europe and USA nowadays.
They are decent quality and expensive. Made in Switzerland…
When you are buying a Swiss watch you understand, that time – is money.
3 comments:
…just drop it on the floor at the store...
haha, never try it yourself! :)
Great article. Funny and witty.
Nice article, had a good read
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